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I want my bathroom back. I want my living room back. I want to go back to eating junk food, because your bribery gourmet cooking makes me want to puke. I want to go back to only having one prepubescent child in the house, because I have no obligations to your fucking four year old son, and the next time he gets bored and asks me for something to do I'm going to tell him to go see what an outlet tastes like. I want to go back to not having to have on pants to go from my room to the bathroom. I want to be able to walk into my house after work and turn on the kitchen light without feeling like an asshole because you're asleep in the living room. I want to be able to talk shit about you in my own damn house, which I can't do, because you're live here. I want to continue happily pretending you never fucking existed. I want to not have to listen to your criticisms on EVERYTHING. I want to not have to listen to your sarcasm regarding me and the way I live my life (uhm, cus YOU'RE doing so great at life YOU and YOUR CHILD have to sleep on MY COUCH. Choke on it, dude, really).

Like, I'm beyond sick of this situation. Ugh.