Honestly. The fact that she named that child Renesmee bothered me more than anything else the book had to offer. I was pissed when Jacob imprinted, but like the book said (approximately) you can't really be mad at that kind of love and adoration. I don't know. Like....I don't know. Lol, I feel like I've been separated from something. Its over. It happened different than I thought. I'm glad Bella finally got a talent. So now I'll be just another one of those angry fans when the movie comes out, nitpicking on everything they did wrong. However, I understand why they chose Kristen Stewart for Bella now. It always pissed me off before, that they made her look so damn normal. Google kristen stewart, especially the blonde kristen stewart. She's fucking gorgeous. However, vampire Bella....that'll be more Kristen Stewart. I'm done talking about that. Really I am.

In other news, today mom tried to burn down the house. See, we have a fireplace that we've never had any reason to use before, but we figured we'd give it a work out today. Well, apparently there's a switch, that you have to pull to open a hatch so that the smoke actually gets through the chimney or whatever, that my mom didn't know about it. So we're all chillin....looking at the fire...taking pictures of it like dorks....until we realize that the house is unnaturally filling with smoke. Then the smoke detectors go off, we've got to open all the windows and the back door ( its 12 fucking degrees outside, so you're aware) and hold fans below the smoke detectors so they'd calm the hell down. We've got to wait for the fire to go out naturally before we can open the hatch....so we're just chilling in our rooms, as far away from the fireplace as possible. Mom, being the glutton for punishment that she is, googled the amount of people that die from smoke inhalation yearly versus those that freeze to death, and now she's in her room, sulking and generally feeling like a bad mother. Which is pretty silly of her, because Jon and I pretty much watched our house fill with smoke and giggled maniacally, shouting "COOL!!!" Yea, we're loser, so what?

You ever notice I blog differently after reading a book? Reading makes me want to write. And my style of writing depends on the style of writing in the book. I've always been good at that, mimicking I guess. I'll stop now. Well, I'll stop talking about it anyway, I don't know if I'll stop doing it.

Did you know that under 20 is too cold for it to snow? Its 12 now, I think I said that before, which is too cold for snow. If anything falls from the sky, it'll be hail. But whatever. Fact of the matter is, we've got a snow day again tomorrow, but there will be no snow. Everything is just so ridiculously iced over that nobody's gonna drive. There are plants outside my window that havent' moved in two days, no lie. Coolest thing though? The plants don't die. They just thaw out and keep pushing. Gangster at its most base form.

We got a little miniature tree!! We decorated it && everything before we realized we were all gonna die from carbon monoxide poisoning. Wanna see? I call it our little monster. Let me see if I have a picture. [13 minutes later] the SD card on the Nikon and my computer are having an argument. I'll have to get you the pictuer of the monster later. It'll happen though.

I was very likely going to say something else, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was, so I'm pretty sure I'm going to shuttup now. Feelin pretty optimistic. Kind of daring. Thinking of changing my page around, was gonna wait till New Years (yes, I plan these things, its a sickness) but I'm not so much feelin the wait anymore, we'll see what happens. Thinking about what color scheme I'll run with for the blog after Christmas. Red and white does get very boring. Okay. I'm done.

"Mama say mama sa mama ku sa. Don't make sense but admit it, its kinda hot"
Charles Hamilton, you silly boy.

-A.