Mom: We should google him to make sure he's not a registered sex offender.
Me: Mom ; they'd have to inform everyone at the theatre if he was a registered sex offender.
Mom: We should google him anyway. I'm trying to be okay with this Ash, but you know I'm paranoid. Lets just google the boy so I'll feel better.

So we googled him. Like some damn twelve year olds. And you know what we found? Well...he's not a registered sex offender.

Him: Hello?
Me: You wrote a book.
Him: I did?
Me: Yes! You wrote a damn....book!
Him:Oh..that...it was years ago. Don't read it.
Me: I already am. I'm not stopping now.
Him: Oh. Okay. Well, wait.....
Me: What?
Him: I'm not a registered sex offender am I?

lol. I don't have anything to say really. I'm out.

-A.