Maxie: But if he was standing in the yard with a milkshake already, then your milkshake didn't necessarily bring him to the yard, now did it?
Me: Maybe my milkshake looked like it was getting a little low, so he went to get me a refill ; in which case my milkshake did in fact, bring him to the yard.
Maxie: No, it brought him back to the yard, cus when he was in the yard before, it didn't have anything to do with your milkshake.
Eden: What are you two talking about?

-dead

So this guy from work Eden, randomly walked up to my counter today on his lunch break && said, do you like milkshakes? && I"m like yea. && he's like whats your favorite kind of milkshake? && I'm like vanilla. && he's like okay. So then he walks away. So then like twenty minutes later he comes back up to my counter && is like ; okay so there may or may not be a vanilla milkshake in the break room waiting for you. So I run back there && there's my shake. But it was madd busy so I couldn't even forreal drink it && by the time I got to it, it was melted. However, the fact that he bought me a milkshake, and wouldn't let me pay him back, had my dear friend Maxie (whom I love, did I forget to tell yall about him?) && I talking about how exactly he got in my yard since obviously the milkshake didn't bring him. Twas comedy. But you'd have to be halfway intelligent to get it.

It was really hot today. Like, it was 97 outside. We have air conditioning, but we also have popcorn poppers and warmers and random other things that make it hot than a muhfucka at my job. Lemme just tell you somethin, that you might not have been aware of before. Its cool to get burned by something when its raining outside, or you know its gone be cold for the next three weeks. You can like, rationalize it, feel me? But when its 94 on Friday, 97 on Saturday, and reportedly going to be 101 Sunday, you ain't tryna get burned with SHIT! Like foh really.

So, for a lark, I decided I was gone listen to Lala && them radio show. I already knew that it wasn't really gonna be my cup of tea, but I figured I might get a laugh or two out of it at least. I tune in && errthing, first song ol girl plays: Dance the Night Away - Jay Adams. I'm like looka this nigga && his lil promotion. Why'd you have to leak the only one I ain't like? I'da killed to have heard Baby on the radio. Or Bring it Back. That woulda been gettin my groupie on && shit. But whatever. Lmao I love how I'm typing this like Jay Adams is gonna grace my lowly blog with his presence. pshka.

I'm going to thee beach tomorrow!! I hecka can't wait. I'ma take madd pictures ; && look all sexy in my bikini. lol thats all good.

Weirdness tho ; I'm looking strangely forward to going to work Wednesday ; cus ol dude that bought the milkshake could get it. ;]

In case you were wondering, my cloud is very much intact, I plan on sleeping on it again tonight. And waking up on it tomorrow. And riding it all the way to the beach.

OH!! SPEAKING OF RIDING! get your mind out the gutter tho like seriously. This is like hella in the future and I shouldn't be getting my hopes up but they're talking about giving me Elmo's car and just buyiing Elmo a new one. I'ma be pushinnnnnn. Say again? PUSHINNNNNN. lol in my ol '92 Acura Integra. The sounds on that bitch are insane tho. Lets talk about it. lol.

I'm tired. I'ma get at yall later. Call me loserface. Mhm. You =]

'qone.