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*Ash: i'm sleepy
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So i got up at 8 today cus I had to be at work at 9 fifteen. Okay yea sure. So I get there && realize two things. 1) the monthly vaginal bleeding as begun && 2) my managers not there. Now the only reason I was there at 9:15 was cus I had to leave at 3 for a concert on the other side of town at 6. My mother was in the boonies doing a carwash/bakesale for another choir she's involved with. Anyway. So i'm cramping, but thankfully my girl Kayla had had a dentists appt earlier that day so she had some pain pills on her. Then when she went on her half hour break she went to the store and bought me some necessities. I love that chick. Like forreal. But anyway, while she was on her break, I was working with this girl Keely. She's not new, she just normally doesn't work concessions so sometimes she does hella dumb shit. So anyway yall know how the popcorn normally spins around in the little bucket thingy? Or even if you've only ever made it in the microwave, even in the microwave it spins. Cus if it doesn't the kernels will burn. Anyway, in real popcorn poppers the spinny thingy is called an agitator. && ours got stuck. It happens every once in a while, you've just got to get this big silver bowl && dumb the burnt batch into it, but you've got to do it before the popcorns finished popping or you get burning pieces of popcorn kernel flying at you. So anyway Keely knew the agitator had stopped, but she didn't tell me until the first piece flew out and burned her. So i'm like okay run in the back && get the bowl. So i'm standing in front of the popper because if one of those flaming kernels hits a customer thats my ass. Not even Keely's because I'm the senior concessionist, so its my ass. && this bitch got in the back && decided to act stupid. Well basically, she couldn't find the bowl, && meanwhile, the popper was exploding. I have burns on my face, my arms, and all down my chest. And in the end, I had to go get the bowl my damn self, because she couldn't find it. Anyway then the lady covering for my manager didn't let me off on time so i was an hour late for my choir performance, which was supposed to be at 6. but I didn't get there until 7. It was bomb in case you were wondering. That didn't end till nine. Mom came && picked me up, then we came back to Aunty Isha && thems house cus my Aunty Josie && my nana are here from LA. Aunty Josie = Coolness. Nana = The devil incarnate. She tried to suffocate my finger with this damn ring she bought off QVC. AND she thinks I smoke crack. ehh, w/e. So we stayed over there talking to them till about 15 past 12. So then we came home and had popsicles. And now i'm blogging.

So just so we're clear.
a) I was up at 8.
b) I worked 7 hours
c) I have multiple burns
d) my period started
e) I've got bitch ass family in town for a week
f) I had to perform, in heels.


I don't even like know whats going on right now. Its like all a dream. Like i hella wanna say hi to everybody before i like pass out cus I kno I haven't been on all day, but my niggas I'm sleepy.

Lmao @ i'm hella not giving anybody my blog link anymore. Fuck yall. If you want it you can find it. End.

I don't look like what I've been through. Oh no I don't look like what I've been through. I can smile now, no longer mad now, everythings new now. Because I went through
'qone.