[ sings ]
ooh eeh ooh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh eeh ooh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang!!!
Otays enough wif that
uhm....
blogging to say
that my mommy is a punk
who made me come to school madd early for no reason
&& i gotta be here till four anywaysz
&& she got me here at 9:45
when mii class don't start till 10:30
christina
the queen of fucking lateness
picked today
when i'm sick as a dog && really shouldn't even be at school
to be madd early
df?
she hates me
real talk she's punishing me for breaking her heater
which i didn't even really do!!!
Jon did it
but since i was watchin him
Supposedly its my fault.
Normally i would understand that.
But in this situation I don't
[ the situation ]
Jon:: Ashley can i turn on mommy's heater?
Me:: Why?
Jon:: Because i need to take a shower in there and its cold
Me:: Sure
[ fifteen seconds later ]
CRASH
[ /situation ]
Now you tell me
Df i coulda prevented that?
He was just turning on the heater
And it fell off the counter
sounds to meeeee
Like she shoulda had it farther back on the counter
Not like i shoulda been watching him better
I mean shit if you're gonna drop something you're gonna drop it
What was i supposed to do?
Watch him drop it?
Cus i know she ain't think i was gone catch it.
Do some kinda runnin slidin belly dive to catch her fuckin heater.
Pshkaaa she got me fucked up.
I"m sick member?
Anywaysz.....
Before she realized her heater was broken
&& she still loved me
She was like i was talkin to your lil boyfriend today.
&& i was like =| who?
[ i figured she was talkin bout Brandon (Dean) cus errbody round here still call him my boyfriend even though i'm like almost beyond through wit that nigga ( the season for brandon's has ended) ]
&& she was like Arvon
&& i was like =|
thats not mii boyfriend
[ yea i like him more errtime i see him ( i got a picture from his lil sisters party i'm thinkin bout postin i dunno ) ]
But thats not mii boyfriend tho.
Ion even kno if he like me like that
Even though my mom and his mom and jerome think he do
Since he actually called me after the superbowl to talk shit.
[ apparently he doesn't like to talk on the phone ( how perfect is that? ) moving on.... ]
oh no wait ; not moving on just yet.
How this nigga gone be a giants fan?
And not even a real giants fan
Just a temporary "cus they're in the superbowl" type giants fan
This nigga really go for the philidelphia eagles
&& wanna talk shit to me
for wantin the patriots
to get their perfect season?
I mean shit ion really care bout the patriots either way
But i mean 18-1?
Thats fucked up
They coulda been undefeated
shit let em have it
It ain't like its ever gone happen again
OKay so now we're moving on
Met this female the other day
Her name is Adri
She's a writer
She has hella huge titties
And i jus hadda tell yall that
Cus yall kno
That i'm sucker
For some titties
They're like [ jazzi ] sized.
I was like
woah
lamo
aight yea
i'm done
Pic of the day......
=/
Thats old as shit but yea. For your entertainment.
Duecesz
