Mom: [turns down volume ] So you're tryna move out in ten months
Me: Yesh ma'am
Mom: Okay well before you move out I'ma need to see some changes.
Me: ... Like?
Mom: You can't just get an attitude with people all the time like you do with me.
Me: Mom. =| Have I ever had an attitude with anybody like I have with you?
Mom: No, but it seems like since you're getting older you're more disrespectful.
Me: To you?
Mom: And to your godparents
Me: To Goddaddy?
Mom: No, Iishah and Lee. You know what I mean.
Me: So basically I disrespect everyone in the family without a job.
Mom: [pulls over, takes breath] You didn't have to say that.
Me: I know, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Mom: You don't have one either you know.
Me: I'm trying harder than 2/3 of yall.
Mom: I know. [pause] You still didn't need to say that.
Me: I know. I'm sorry.
Mom: Yea.
[/situation]
&& sometimes I'm the worst daughter in creation. =[
Song of the Hour: Can't Take It by All American Rejects
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